I'm a little freaked out. There's his guy with a weird name and he has my email address. At first, he only sent me emails every few weeks, and he signed them "Thanks, Barack."
Weird, I thought. That's kind of creepy. How did this guy get my email address? At first I assumed he was a Nigerian prince, some Prince "Obama" who "needs my help," but then someone told me he was running for president.
Now he's taken to signing his emails with, "Thank you for all you do, Barack." Well, all I've done is put his bumper sticker on my car, and if he knows I've done that he knows what kind of car I drive and probably knows where I live.
Then I really freaked out. Because then his wife started sending me emails, and the last one she sent was signed, I swear to you, "Thank you for your commitment, passion, and hard work, Michelle. " (Italics, boldface, and underline mine.) So now this weirdo is emailing me like, daily, AND his wife is getting jealous now too. So, a double threat. This is not even counting the pressure laid on me by his buddy, "Joe." Joe, I am sick of hearing how great your friend Barack is.
Oh, and he even made sure I knew he would be in my town this past weekend. I can assure you I did not "meet him in Saint Louis." Weirdo.