Damn Damn Damn Damn. I have dieted myself into that limbo between XL and 1X. Anything XL fits in the waist but doesn't anticipate my dowager bosom, while everything 1X is designed so they could remake it for a size 3XXX, therefore, no waist. And since my waist is currently the five inches hidden below my dowager bosom, a belt won't do.
Somehow I was able to find a suit (God Bless the people at Jones New York) and a number of blouses.
As I was scanning the blouses, I came across a lovely handpainted silk number. I can't find it on-line, but it was from this company, and looked generally like this:
Essentially, it was a bathrobe. A very pretty hand-painted bathrobe. I started considering what would keep me from swanning about in a bathrobe at work. Then I considered swanning on the weekends.
Then I saw something that made the point moot. And I took a photo. And then I walked away, because I just couldn't give this company money.
If you need a hint, here's a Big Hint: it wasn't the price. (I had gift cards.)
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