Here is the recipe for my famous chopped salad.
Buy this stuff:
Chop it up.
It even seems like you can get Pearl Mozzarella anywhere now, but better women than I could chop up Mozzarella.
And that big white thing behind the avacados is Jicama.
Technically, it should all be chopped the same size as kernels of corn, but I put the small olives in whole. Use the olives as a reference point for scale.
It makes a big bowl of salad.
OH! And as an aside, I have missed Michael Phelps' pelvis so much.
And, the Wii Fit knew it was my birthday and the icon wore a little birthday hat. Really cute programming.