2:45 am - Mom falls and can't get up. She hits her Lifeline button. (I don't know if she actually wailed, "I've fallen and I can't get up." The irony might have been knocked out of her.) The Lifeline people dispatched her next door neighbor to help her, and then called me so I was aware of the situation.
9:00 am - Went to check out Mom before work. Then Fallen Angel On Duty #1 did not show up at Mom's house for work. Replacement Angel On Duty shows up at 11:30. I was very, very snippy to her.
12:00 - Went to work. Immediately went to lunch for an hour and a half. Grouched because that would mean I'd be at work till 9:30, and I wanted to spend the night at Mom's, and 9:30 is late for Mom.
2:30 - HR comes by to suggest I stop surfing the net to earn my final paycheck, and that I could leave right now and not come in tomorrow! Woo hoo! She walks me out! Woo - huh? Weird. Especially since it's Hot Mom's actual last day and she has just as little to do. (By the way, Hot Mom tells HR about this blog even before I leave the building. I only just now realized they can't "dooce" me over what I put here. Hah! Hi HR! Hi Old Money President!)
5:30 - I realize it's Valentine's Day and Gary comes home with chocolates for me and his MOM. He give me his Mom's chocolates to take to my Mom.
7:30 - Gary suggests we become vegetarians. He read something that says a vegetarian diet is more environmentally friendly. I say sure, and I think, "Sure, I can be a vegetarian until you realize chicken broth is made from meat." But, he might be an ovo-lacto-brotho vegetarian. He still has to establish the rules.
8:30 - Mom reports that my blog display on her Apple Cube is one long skinny column. Something in the sidebars threw things off, so I stripped it and I'm going to gradually add things back. Perhaps the One.org banner turned on me after I deleted the last email without reading it.