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February 24, 2008



I caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror yesterday, from a side view. Oh girl. I know exactly where you're coming from.


Oh, yeah. After I lost weight, I thought it would go away - but all that stretched skin STAYED! Now it jiggles. I don't know which is worse....


If you lose a lot of weight, you will grow batwings. You won't like batwings any more than you like your double chin.

Go get lipo on your chin and eat, drink and be merry.


I noticed, with the help of a three way mirror at some point in high school, that pressing the back of your tongue to the roof of your mouth makes some difference.


Will you please post pictures of the wall? I just want to see the tracings. I think you can make a mural when you're done.


Candy - Lately department stores have been ambusing me with mirrors, especially the ones that title up from a makeup counter. Evil.
Silk - Shhhhhh! No! Lalalalalalala I cant hear you.
Zayrina - I will like batwings! Because I can wear sleeves. I can't dress my chin. How much is chin lipo?
Tasterspoon - it gives you that extra 1/8th of an inch? Id have to put my tongue against the top of my sinuses.
Katie - As if you had to ask.

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