My new employer, TeddyJ, has bought me lunch the last three days. And it was good, and there was cake.
On the other hand, my husband Gary is starving me. There is no food in the house.
Remember this photo?
Clear all the fluids off the top and bottom shelves. That's what's in our fridge right now. Condiments and bread.
Now, take sheets of ice and rain them down from the sky. There was a sleet downpour in Saint Louis today. TeddyJ said, "Hey, go home, and if it's bad stay home tomorrow too."
Great. Gary buys the groceries, but Gary is on the starvation diet, so he has no motivation to visit the grocery. We can't get Chinese or pizza deliveries in bad weather, because Gary feels it's wrong to risk the driver's lives because we're hungry. He's so sweet. I could gnaw his arm off.