"Hey Gary, what's this white scummy film on the floor?"
"Oh, that's the Mop & Glo."
"So...didn't you rinse it?"
"Evidently not very well."
"Okay. It's not enough for the Scooba, I'll just run the mop over it."
"No! Don't do that. It's soap, it's not hurting anything."
"Well, it's attracting dirt to the floor. That's what soap does. That's why you rinse off soap. Instead of attracting dirt and rinsing away, it's attracting dirt and staying on the floor."
"Oh, you are so wrong! Soap repels dirt."
"No, that's how soap works. Everyone knows that."
So, yesterday I thanked you for inspiring my husband to be more adventurous. Now I think he's just saying stupid crap to see his name on the blog. He's like that Prince Von Anhalt guy.