This Google Analytics thing has sparked my imagination. Every little visitor dot has significance to me. I have assigned a persona to every big dot. Like "Oh...That's a nice size dot in Oklahoma City. I bet that's Joy." And, by the way, a big wave at New Zealand, land of the BIG DOT in Auckland. Hi Aucklanders! You kick Montana's ass. Stinking Montanese.
The most intriguing series of dots is in Germany, though. Through the month of November, someone criss-crossed Germany and visited once every other day, each time from a different city. I have two potential personas for the Wandering German Dot:
1. My friend Melanie, who does impressive stuff like teach herself German, then began directing German plays, then started translating German plays, and is now directing a German play in Germany.
or, the German dot could be...
2. The Obsessive German Toe Enthusiast. Now, you know how I love the Toe Boys, and especially the Germans. However, one day this past month someone came here by way of this search:
"site:mocklog.typepad.com mediocretia toes"
and then he surfed from toe to toe from 1:10 to 1:19. My toes have been targeted!