Usually we don't make it out of the house until four on Black Friday, but this year we got out early enough to have trouble getting a parking space. We spent a truly delightful hour as Gary refused to be an asshole over and over again. "No, even though we've got a straight shot, she's been waiting longer, so she deserves that parking space." What a sweetie.
Instead, we parked on the other side of Manchester and hiked to the mall. However, if you want to have fun on Black Friday, here's what you do: wander around the parking lot with keys out, bags in your hands. Then when several cars are stalking you, you run up the hill out of the lot and disappear across Manchester Road. Ahahahahha!