From Sans God, who defines Google-oetry as "a poem, written with only the keywords people have used to find [your] site" and the adds wryly, "I thought I'd get mine in early, before this becomes a meme."
I say it's a meme riiiiighhtt ...about... now!
And so, I give to you, unedited:
Unauthorized Celebrity Nudification
Name of the warble in a singing voice?
po po lo po po po po po lo po po
Pudenda photos /
Spread their toes
Dolphins cheerleaders oops crotch shot
Mother daughter naked shower
How often should I move my towels?
Fingering rectum/
Bondage Iron Lung
"How to excite my husband"
(Crowd ecstatically snaps finger in air. I take the barest bow and step back from the microphone.)
Need me to play the bongos? I can do a very cool flourish at the end.
Posted by: Friend #3 | October 31, 2007 at 11:04 PM
Well I'll never. It seems we have a synchronicity in "bondage iron lung". I got two hits from that.
I wonder what this means? Hmn...
BTW, must you have that mortgage countdown widget to the right? I find it depressing, frankly.
Posted by: Jamon | November 01, 2007 at 02:27 AM
I hope you're wearing a beret and are dressed in all black for the poetry reading.
Posted by: Catherine | November 01, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Friend #3 - You have to wear all black. Catherine says.
Jamon - It doesn't give you hope? I have a massive home improvement loan that will never be paid off. Focus on that!
Catherine - a slouchy yarn beret!
Posted by: TheQueen | November 01, 2007 at 08:09 PM
Yes, that makes me feel better. Thankyou.
Posted by: jamon | November 02, 2007 at 10:04 AM
Sigh.
You're going to be the next American Poet Laurette. What's next?
Toe porn.
Spread toes.
Toe porn.
It's like a Police song about toe porn.
Posted by: Hot Mom | November 02, 2007 at 10:49 PM
Jamon - I live to serve.
Hot Mom - "Toe! Toe! Cha! Porn! Oooooeeeeoooo"
Posted by: TheQueen | November 02, 2007 at 11:34 PM