Paranoia? You Decide. (A Continuing Series)

So, sometimes I get these Google searches that seem to be aimed directly at me. I don't mean those searching for "Mediocretia." And I don't mean those searching for "women who spread their toes," even though, wow, dudes, who knew? Next time I'm in sandals I'll be spreading them for your amusement.

I mean these searches:
Spunky Labia (it's my porn name, and I checked: no one else has it)
AHM-peer waist (spelled just that way. Spooky)
Gatorade charm bracelet (unless another one of Friend #2's friends wants to get this for her)
"iron lung" bondage toes (now, come on. COME ON! Mom, there's someone for everyone)
And then there's this one:

Okay...I'm not that amazed someone searched for "Copaxone smelly flatulence," I just want to know which of you smelly flatulators is linking to me?

Comments

[Kathy]

No one's ever found my site by googling something good. The best search engine term I ever found in my stats was "ghetto English muffins." (I'm trying to come up with a recipe, by the way.)

[sue]

*innocent look*

[TheQueen]

Kathy - Egg McSnoots?
Sue - She who is innocent dealt the scent.

[sue]

HEY!