Excerpted from the best news story EVER:
Lawmaker Shows Nude Photo to Students
NORWALK, Ohio — A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.
[Hah! This has to be fake, right? Hey! I checked Snopes! IT'S TRUE! I'm just a bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill, and HELLO I HAVE BOOBS.]
State Rep. Matthew Barrett was giving a civics lesson Tuesday when he inserted a data memory stick into the school computer and the projected image of a topless woman appeared instead of the graphics presentation he had downloaded. Barrett said he immediately pulled the memory stick out of the computer.
[Haah! Go back and read that paragraph again! It can't be true! But it is! Wasn't "pulled the memory stick out" just as funny the second time?]
"I have no idea where these came from," the Democrat said.
[I am so happy to be a woman. Because if I were not, I'd be a man, and I wouldn't find this as funny as I do.]
I have an idea where they came from.
Posted by: sgazzetti | October 04, 2007 at 04:21 AM
You couldn't MAKE this stuff up... too funny!
Posted by: sue | October 04, 2007 at 11:01 AM
I'm a man. And I find it hilarious!
Posted by: Chris Cactus | October 04, 2007 at 12:55 PM
I'm just so proud to be from Ohio right now.
Posted by: Jammies | October 04, 2007 at 04:38 PM
Jammies, take heart. The governor of Missouri, Matt "Manchurian Candidate" Blunt, signed a more restrictive abortion bill into state law IN A CHURCH.
No, you just can't make this shit up.
Posted by: Friend #3 | October 04, 2007 at 09:52 PM
sgazzetti - Oh, he suggests they came from the library that gave him the "stick" (hee) as a gift.
sue - Men are funny. Like we don't know they like naked girls.
Chris Cactus (hi!) - Yep, and you'd write a haiku about it if it happened to you. I can't imagine you'd deny it. Or would you?
Jammies - Ha! Men in Ohio masturbate! Own it!
Friend #3 - Well, it's not like masturbating in church. Because as Monty P says, every sperm is sacred.
Posted by: TheQueen | October 04, 2007 at 11:36 PM