Today is the last day of the phantom period, in which I have all the signs of my monthly time except the issue of tissue.
Because I keep my promises, here is the recipe for the Grilled Chocolate Sandwich.
Two: Melt butter, split croissants and fry.
Three: Flip croissants and add chocolate, in this case Russell Stover. And be sure to take a bite to test the quality.
Four: Let chocolate melt.
Five: Salt lightly and serve.
Don't skip step one, because otherwise this is just gross.