1.) A few weeks ago, after Gary had his falling out with Hardball anchor Chris Matthews, Chris closed his show with an editorial comment along these lines: "I thank all of my listeners for sticking with me. I know there are a lot of news shows out there, and sometimes it's hard for me to stay objective. But I try!"
Gary looked a little freaked out. "It was like he was talking directly to me."
2.) Now that the Starbucks has ditched Gary's favorite raspberry flavor for the reviled "Juicy" Raspberry ("Bleah!" Gary spits Raspberry mocha into the sink) Gary has switched to the Orange mocha. Today the Starbucks drive-through window had this written on it:
"Juicy Raspberry or Orange Mocha! Which will you choose?"