1.) A few weeks ago, after Gary had his falling out with Hardball anchor Chris Matthews, Chris closed his show with an editorial comment along these lines: "I thank all of my listeners for sticking with me. I know there are a lot of news shows out there, and sometimes it's hard for me to stay objective. But I try!"
Gary looked a little freaked out. "It was like he was talking directly to me."
2.) Now that the Starbucks has ditched Gary's favorite raspberry flavor for the reviled "Juicy" Raspberry ("Bleah!" Gary spits Raspberry mocha into the sink) Gary has switched to the Orange mocha. Today the Starbucks drive-through window had this written on it:
"Juicy Raspberry or Orange Mocha! Which will you choose?"
Has Gary ever seen "They Might Be Giants"? No, not the band. The movie. With George C. Scott. And (I think?) Joanne Woodward.
If Gary ever starts ranting about the phone company or the power company, back away slllowwwwly.
Posted by: Becs | July 08, 2007 at 07:07 AM
I would like to coin a new word: Garanoid.
It's nice to know others out :there: are as nutty as I am, or aspire to be.
Posted by: Zayrina | July 08, 2007 at 12:22 PM
Becs - any movie that IMDB says is like "Fatal Attraction" AND "Agnes of God" must be good. Gary would probably think it was written entirely for him.
Zayrina - Snort. I snorted heartily at that.
Posted by: TheQueen | July 08, 2007 at 09:23 PM