Guest Post of the Week #2: Muhammad's Cool Blog

Hi. I've been reading Jesus' blog religiously (ha!) and I thought it would be good if Muhammad got to have a blog too.

Hi! I'm Muhammad, nice to meet you. I'm thinking of starting a blog, like Jesus, but only with more sex. (I was married here on earth. LOTS.) Jesus is a great guy, and it was hard taking over the reins of being God's prophet here on earth from him. Big sandals to fill, that dude.

Anyway, I think I just need to get the word out that those terrorist guys need to get out of the sun. You know how when you say a word too many times it loses all meaning and just sounds funny? I think they've been chanting too much and forgot what the chanting means. Try it. Say "Allah akbar " about three hundred times. See?

So, anyway, I've been on vacation. Here are some vacation pics for you:

This is me in the desert:

Guess where we went!

It was packed!

Here's my new wife. She's the one on the left. Is she hot or what?

Okey-dokey, artichokey! Gotta pray. Later!

Love,

Muhammad

Comments

[Becs]

Say hi to Salman Rushdie when you're living in the Big Place to Protect Writers From Muslim Terrorists Who Hate People For Speaking Their Minds.

[TheQueen]

Nehhhh. I know all five pillars of Islam. No Fatwah for me.