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June 03, 2007




Marcia 'Cohen', Guest Blogger

Please explain 'lol'. Gary is out in the rain with a diarrhetic dog and a broken down car, while Ellen waits to sober up because we can't fit his parents' printer in an SUV, but we CAN in a mini-cooper.


What an interesting evening. After my waterlogged weekend (shout out to ServPro for their fast response to our panicked calls!), I'm not sure I could've handled Democratically induced drunkenness the night before work.

I suppose the S_____ family couldn't help Gary out since that would've involved crossing bridges.


I love that you needed a breathalyzer to know you were drunk.

But I wonder - where does one purchase a breathalyzer?

Hot Mom


I leave town and you two go all drunk and political on me. What are you going to do next, start playing quarters?


Sarah - please forgive Marcia Cohen/Leibowitz/Goldstein. She was drunk.
Caroline - No! S__________s cannot drive in the dark and the RAIN my GOD the RAIN.
Taster - Amazon! http://www.amazon.com/AlcoHawk-Pro-Professional-Digital-Detector/dp/B000FJCX6U/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-4721300-3250805?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1180994547&sr=8-1
We all use the breathalyzer to confirm we have sobered up enough to drive. It's amazing the times people have said "Nah, I'm fine, I haven't had a drink for two hours." Then they blow in this and discover their brain may feel sober but the rest needs a little time to catch up.
Hot Mom - I know. It was a spontaneous type of thing. There's another debate tomorrow! I think this may be a tele-happy hour.

Marcia "Perlmutter", Guest Blogger

Hot Mom, we had SOOOOOOOOOOO much fun! There is nothing as hilarious as hearing Ellen laugh maniacally by herself in the bathroom.


No...what I liked was me on the phone with Gary every time he'd call:
Me (soberly): "Oh, I am Sooooooo sorry, honey, I'm almost there. Give me another half hour or so." (hangs up) "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!"


That is the best. Hysterical.


reeeeeeeeeeeen! Hi!

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