Time for an Update Post, all about the letter B. B stands for...
Bladder Infection - This last Monday, two weeks after I woke up with my bladder infection, I got a call from my general physician's office.
"Mrs. S________, your neurologist's office sent some test results showing you have a bladder infection!"
"Yup."
"And, does this mean you haven't been treated for this bladder infection yet? This report was from a week and a half ago!"
"Yup."
"And haven't gotten any treatment?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," I said sweetly, with a little upturn at the end to tell her if she wanted to lob some antibiotics my way THAT WOULD BE FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC THANK YOU.
So, I am consuming Cipro and I am killing off bladder bugs by the minute.
Bunnies - Gary (and I) ate all the Easter Candy he bought for his family. It wasn't that much, three bunnies, a little box of sheep, a little box of eggs. So he went back to the store to replace it.
I don't know what flood of serotonin caused him to buy eighty dollars worth of chocolate for four people. Wait - three people. Mr. Wonderful doesn't eat chocolate.
Is this enough chocolate for three people?
And how about that waving arm effect? I took that with our new camera, that Gary bought himself as a...
Birthday present. It's an Olympus SP-550UZ. Here's another slightly artsy bunny:
Boys Who Like Toes - This made me sad. Some ToeBoy searched on a family-friendly search engine for toe porn and mine was the only porn he got:
And finally, I greatly appreciate Bloggers who declare Days in my honor. I will have you know that the links generated so far greatly surpass the two you expected.
Girl, you went TWO WEEKS without treatment for a bladder infection? And you weren't rolling on the ground with a leather strap between your teeth? I hope you got some percodan out of that deal. Damn.
Poor toe porn boy.
Posted by: Erin | March 27, 2007 at 11:29 PM
I love the garage photo. It looks like he's working really fast, doing...whatever it is he's doing.
Posted by: TasterSpoon | March 28, 2007 at 12:17 PM
Screw tea. I'm coming over for Easter.
Does he have Reese's peanut butter eggs?
Posted by: Caroline | March 28, 2007 at 02:35 PM
If you have a day when Gary is getting exceptionally irritating, could you send him out to Jersey for the day? I promise no funny stuff, but there will be cuddling involved and together, we will dine on LGBs.
Posted by: Becs | March 28, 2007 at 05:56 PM
Erin - I am well experienced in controlling bladder infections. It's a gallon of water and a handful of cranberry pills (I usually have them) at the first inkling.
Taster - for some reason he felt the candy needed to be in a military formation for the shot.
Caroline - Bah! Reese's! Do they cost an arm and a leg? No? Gary turns up his nose.
Becs - Sure, as long as you don't mind the incessant talking while you are trying to read.
Posted by: TheQueen | March 28, 2007 at 09:51 PM
Oh, I'm used to that. I could take it for just a day. After that, all bets are off and back he goes to Missouri.
Posted by: Becs | March 29, 2007 at 05:06 AM