I'm checking out my site visitors.
First, it appears the semester has started and many students are dipping their toes into J. D. Salinger, based on the Google searches. Seymour's a PEDOPHILE, children. There you go. A-pluses all around.
Who searched for pudenda photo? Watch that onanism. Too much onanism will make you go blind.
Speaking of both toes and onanism: just in the last few hours my toes have been viewed eight times, far outpacing any other Google search. It's all "toes, toes, toes" from google.uk and ia and fr and de. I see I've been neglecting my International Toe Fans.
You know how there's often a stripper character in a movie, but it's okay because she's saving up to go to college? What if she was paying for her very expensive medication? What could I charge if I opened a Toe Porn site? Checking ... damn, ToePorn.com is taken.
See, this is where I intended to post a photo of my toes kinkily wrapped up in the heavy chain we have in the basement. And can I? CAN I? No. And who do we have to blame for that? Whoever cruelly found my darling Canon Powershot and did not return it. Or suspicious New Guy at work. OR the guy who used up all the batteries so I cannot use even one of the cameras sitting in my house. I'm sorry, toe porn fans, I have let you down.