What is cuter than Wee Dr. Pepper*?
Yep. Wee Baby Butter!
Or, alternatively, what is more wasteful than Wee Dr. Pepper? Because Wee Dr. P. seems like a waste of aluminum packaging. (Of course, the alternative is to waste the half can of Dr. Pepper that has bored Gary's palate.)
But, really, there are people who CAN NOT CUT A STICK OF BUTTER IN HALF?
*Wee: ™ Catherine
Now why the midget cans of DP? There's a solution to this madness, and it's called Diet Dr. P!
As for the mini-butters, if I could still eat butter, I'd buy those half-sticks totally.
Me being a single guy who never cooks has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: O | December 18, 2006 at 10:55 PM
Nope, then Gary would always waste a half can of Diet Dr. P.
So. They should just market it as "Boy Butter." Ug. There's probably something else called that.
Posted by: TheQueen | December 19, 2006 at 12:01 AM