if you would have used a chocolate nut covered banana, you could have pretended that he had a diseased ding dong. It's fun to pretend ex's have a diseases. Especially diseases that make their gentlemen business itchy and scaley.
Oh my! I totally saw that boob mug in a shop in Maui and almost bought it. Then the shopkeeper came up and told me it was her best selling item and I didn't care for the hard sell.
Can you hear the faint cheering, off to the far West? That is me celebrating that awesome cake here in L.A. Well done!
And pray tell, of what provenance are his shiny balls?
Posted by: Vaguely Urban | December 04, 2006 at 05:26 PM
Only chocolate-covered cranberries. I would have preferred them to be blue.
Posted by: TheQueen | December 04, 2006 at 06:12 PM
That was my question,too. I thought they were big, black olives but I reckon that is a bit too savoury on a sweet project.
Posted by: Judith | December 04, 2006 at 08:06 PM
That? Is an excellent cake. Well done! I second Vaguely Urban's L.A.-based cheering.
I also thought those were olives. Next time you make one of these cakes, try using blue Skittles! Just a suggestion.
Posted by: Catherine | December 05, 2006 at 01:46 AM
Personally, I think he was way too well-endowed. I'm thinking an oyster mushroom might have filled the bill.
Posted by: becs | December 05, 2006 at 05:01 AM
if you would have used a chocolate nut covered banana, you could have pretended that he had a diseased ding dong. It's fun to pretend ex's have a diseases. Especially diseases that make their gentlemen business itchy and scaley.
Posted by: melati | December 05, 2006 at 10:57 AM
Oh my! I totally saw that boob mug in a shop in Maui and almost bought it. Then the shopkeeper came up and told me it was her best selling item and I didn't care for the hard sell.
Posted by: Squisita | December 11, 2006 at 07:49 PM
your cake is famous:
http://food.aiwor.com/49496
btw, thats one lucky bananna.
Posted by: yea and verily | October 14, 2007 at 08:15 PM
Yea and verily - (hi!) That is awesome. I'm sure my divorced friend will be delighted to know she has been immortalized tonguing a banana!
Posted by: TheQueen | October 14, 2007 at 11:27 PM
Oh, Fine! It seems the url for the eatme cake has been moved from food to The Cesspool category:
http://cesspool.aiwor.com/49496
Posted by: TheQueen | October 15, 2007 at 11:12 AM