So, earlier this week the last of the three bulbs in the hall bathroom burned out. Gary said, "Hey, all the bulbs are out." Which meant, hey, change the bulbs.
Well, I didn't, because I have a secret way to illuminate the bathroom. My hall bathroom is equipped with an X-ray illuminator:
My brain is currently the featured exhibit on the illuminator, but past exhibits have included bones, wrists, spines and MRIs of various friends.
If you look closely at this photo, you can see the top of the jar Caroline's mom's gallstones are in, plus Libby's uterus and twins, plus colonoscopy photos from sundry friends and relatives:
Yet the cornerstone of my collection is the China Vagina:
I got that vagina for one dollar on eBay.
See, I told you my colonoscopy made me a little nutty.