So, earlier this week the last of the three bulbs in the hall bathroom burned out. Gary said, "Hey, all the bulbs are out." Which meant, hey, change the bulbs.
Well, I didn't, because I have a secret way to illuminate the bathroom. My hall bathroom is equipped with an X-ray illuminator:
My brain is currently the featured exhibit on the illuminator, but past exhibits have included bones, wrists, spines and MRIs of various friends.
If you look closely at this photo, you can see the top of the jar Caroline's mom's gallstones are in, plus Libby's uterus and twins, plus colonoscopy photos from sundry friends and relatives:
Yet the cornerstone of my collection is the China Vagina:
I got that vagina for one dollar on eBay.
See, I told you my colonoscopy made me a little nutty.
Okay. Your hall bathroom? Is the coolest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN. I am most impressed, not to mention envious.
Also? You KNOW China Vagina is opening for FHR on the Asian leg of the world tour.
Posted by: Catherine | September 19, 2006 at 06:43 AM
It amazes me I did not see FHR/China Vagina coming. Big snort.
Posted by: TheQueen | September 19, 2006 at 06:58 AM
And I thought I was being avant garde by hanging up indonesian batiks stretched across canvas.
x-rays and mri and ct scans are sooooo much cooler.
Posted by: melati | September 19, 2006 at 12:01 PM
oh my GOD.
WHAT is happening in that bathroom?!?
;)
Posted by: Sarcomical | September 20, 2006 at 01:42 AM
Wow! What a great concept. My bathrooms aren't nearly as interesting, except that one of them is about the same size as a toilet stall on an airplane. That gets lots of snide comments. I think it's funny.
Posted by: KC | September 20, 2006 at 03:16 PM
KC - have you fitted the toilet with the standard cold metal airline toilet seat? You could decorate with signs warning that jokes about bombs are taken seriously. Sadly, I don't think there's a way to copy that classic airplane toilet flush.
Now, people, the master bath is totally undecorated. I'm thinking of a Musee De Toilet Paper. Toilet Paper from across the World. Like this:
http://www.worldtoilet.org/advertorials/images/092002/Zewa/moll.gif
Posted by: TheQueen | September 20, 2006 at 07:02 PM