So all weather here travels west to east. And say you live west, and a co-worker lives east.
Here are some things to keep in mind for future weather events:
- If you are working at home and the co-worker at the office a few miles to the east, do not bother to advise co-worker that bad weather is coming. It may be well-intentioned but ill-advised.
- Do not assume that just because the hail has stopped at your house that the danger is over.
- If the news tells you that a tornado has been identified heading west to east, just ... freaking shut up about it.
- If the co-worker says "Is it headed to my house?" then lie, even if his house is directly in the leading edge of the tornado parallelogram, even if the weatherman has JUST SAID the name of his neighborhood as the target of the tornado.
- When the storms splits in two cells, definitely post a photo of the TV screen that shows his neighborhood with one tornado north of his house and one south.
Seriously, I should have seen how that was going to play out.
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