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I heartlessly mock my loved ones.


Cast of Characters:
Gary. Long-suffering husband
Mom. The Late Beloved Queen Mother of Suburbia
Dave. Brother
Wilma. Mother-in-law
Ken. Father-in-Law
Sandy. Gary's muslim convert sister with mail-order ex-husband.
Arzaana-fay. Sandy's daughter with said husband. Former Cradle of Filth fan.
Arhan-fay. Sandy's son with said husband. Peace activist.
Karen. Gary's slightly saner sister
Mr. Wonderful. Karen's husband, confusingly also named Gary
McDonnell. Fiesty silky terrier
Douglas. Deceased white bichon frise

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