I am trying to work out what is happening with this complete ground stop, and there is a drama vulture perched on my shoulder.
Me: (Wondering) So how does a ground stop differ from what happened on 9/11?
Drama Vulture: Has anyone told the people in Gander Newfoundland? They need to get ready! They need to make us all peanut butter sandwiches!
ChatGPT: A ground stop like today prohibits planes from taking off. On 9/11 they also required all flying planes to land.
Me: (Musing) What if you were on the way home from Europe and you landed at O’Hare, but you were just doing that on the way to St. Louis, are you stuck in —
Drama Vulture interrupts: Oh my God! A boat in New Orleans crashed into another boat! It’s everywhere! It’ll be trains next!
Me: Oh, shut up Drama Vulture!
Drama Vulture: And then we had the Outlook and Microsoft outages happening yesterday. No way is that a coincidence!
Me: And yesterday the blog did that weird thing it did that one time on TypePad when a server was dying and it just kept sending read requests constantly and it looked like 200 people visited from North Bergen New Jersey.
Drama Vulture: It’s all communications. Air traffic, boat traffic, your blog, next, it’ll be cell phones!
Me: That sounds crazy. Get off me.
Drama Vulture: It’s the AI takeover!
ChatGPT cackles, Drama Vulture flies away in terror.








