As always, I begin by referencing the first horse race I ever saw.
The first race I saw was the best horse race of all time. No other can surpass it. Secretariat goes from almost last to [SPOILER]winning by 25 lengths.
I still feel this is what a normal horse race looks like. It never ever is.
In related news, Bill Belichick was just spotlighted on the red carpet at the Kentucky Derby with his girlfriend. I wonder, when he feels the waves of hatred directed at him, is he able to distinguish between the “young girlfriend” hate and the “St. Louis Rams boondoggle” hate.
Jesus! On the way in to the gate a grey horse just reared up and fell down…. Now Great White is out for “Acting up.”
The Race!
Oh that was exciting! That was really exciting! I mean, better than Secretariat in that the winner came from dead last to first place. And in a burst, too.
In the other hand, it was no 25 lengths ahead.














