• Ground stop

    I am trying to work out what is happening with this complete ground stop, and there is a drama vulture perched on my shoulder.

    Me: (Wondering) So how does a ground stop differ from what happened on 9/11?

    Drama Vulture: Has anyone told the people in Gander Newfoundland? They need to get ready! They need to make us all peanut butter sandwiches!

    ChatGPT: A ground stop like today prohibits planes from taking off. On 9/11 they also required all flying planes to land.

    Me: (Musing) What if you were on the way home from Europe and you landed at O’Hare, but you were just doing that on the way to St. Louis, are you stuck in —

    Drama Vulture interrupts: Oh my God! A boat in New Orleans crashed into another boat! It’s everywhere! It’ll be trains next!

    Me: Oh, shut up Drama Vulture!

    Drama Vulture: And then we had the Outlook and Microsoft outages happening yesterday. No way is that a coincidence!

    Me: And yesterday the blog did that weird thing it did that one time on TypePad when a server was dying and it just kept sending read requests constantly and it looked like 200 people visited from North Bergen New Jersey.

    Drama Vulture: It’s all communications. Air traffic, boat traffic, your blog, next, it’ll be cell phones!

    Me: That sounds crazy. Get off me.

    Drama Vulture: It’s the AI takeover!

    ChatGPT cackles, Drama Vulture flies away in terror.

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  • Thursday Paint Progress: 11/12/2026

    This is what it was last week:

    This is what it is now:

    This is what it is supposed to be:

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  • Austen dramas

    I really enjoyed The Other Bennet Sister on Netflix. It takes the rarely mentioned Mary Bennet from Pride and Prejudice and gives her a narrative all we socially awkward ladies can appreciate.

    It keeps all the other characters much the same. (Darcy’s my favorite. He has no lines. Just pained facial expressions.)

    I hear that next year, instead of having another series set in the same family (even though Kitty Bennet had almost no attention paid to her), the writers are pivoting to the family in Persuasion.

    I don’t remember a damn thing about Persuasion. A romance erstwhile discouraged by a family is then rekindled. I’ll need to do some homework. Tiresome. Why not go on with the Bennets? Next up could be a prequel covering the former misadventures of Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

    Or, why stick with Austen? What’s Adele Rochester been up to? Being a cheap French whore like her mom? Maybe there’s a story where she and St. John Rivers start up a correspondence but then it all goes awry when he gets Rosamond pregnant, lusty prig that he is.

    And what about crossovers? What if Adele has a ménage à trois with Heathcliff … and … Mr. Collins? That could happen — well, no, it couldn’t. We might need to bring in Willoughby.

    Well, until they pull that together there’s a Bonus Christmas episode of The Other Bennet sister on tap.

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  • Perhaps I was an elk in another life

    Yesterday I thought, “I haven’t been to Lone Elk park in ages. I should go there.”

    Evidently, I am part elk, specifically a lady elk looking for love. Because it seems it is elk rutting season. They had to close the park until further notice because there’s a bull elk just ramming his horns into all the cars.

    Supposedly, black cars are a special target. He sees his reflection in the black paint and thinks the Escalade or Mini Cooper or whatever is a rival.

    Hope he gets some soon. Trees are turning and this would be a great time to visit.

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  • This is your hair on drugs

    I have never had great hair, so when I was first diagnosed it was discouraging when the interferons thinned my skin and hair dramatically. Sores literally opened up on my fingers as I watched. Hairs fell out and I had to fill in the gaps with a paste of mousse and curl enhancer.

    Eventually my neurologist (two neurologists back, if I recall) determined the interferons were not helping me one bit, and stopped prescribing any treatment for my MS. It was a hard time, but my hair did recover, and then after that it grew straight and full and shiny. Coworkers started saying things like, “Is that your real hair?”

    That glorious drug-free hair only lasted six months until I went into the clinical trial for what eventually became Gilenya. My drug-free hair relapsed and my hair thinned out again. And it thinned and thinned, and then during the pandemic I switched over to Mayzent, I developed a bald spot, and just gave up. Bring on the fake nylon hair.

    And I love the fake hair. But I have noticed, now that my age has led the doctor to cut me to half a dose … the hair has doubled in thickness. It’s still bad, but where I had a bald spot I now have a cowlick.

    It’s nowhere close to acceptable, but it makes me wonder, what will happen when they take me off the meds entirely when I’m 75? Will I regrow that remarkable cap of thick, shiny, straight hair? Will I wear that and shun my wig collection?

    I think not. I do like the pre-styled hair and the variety. Then again, I bet it will have turned solid white when I’m 75. Might look good.

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  • TWIL: How to get rid of the stupid iPad controls

    I have had this iPad almost a year, and I KNOW last year I researched how to get rid of the yellow green and red window buttons.

    I hate these

    Just like in the Wizard of Oz, the answer on how to get from Technicolor to normal was there all along. Settings, Multitasking & Gestures, Full Screen apps.

    There you go. Such a relief.

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  • Manicure of my inner child

    I’ve been enjoying the Polishey kit. I have completely exhausted the Scarlet tube as of this manicure. Good to know – one tube of one color gets me through two months and the kit comes with five tubes.

    It also comes with a clear sheet of utterly unexplained stickers. They are adhered to the acetate sheet so well I didn’t realize they could be stickers. You really need to get an X-Acto knife to pry them up.

    I suppose I should put some effort into my cuticles if I’m going to be sporting this Disney manicure.

    Old hands, tween nails

    … or I could just blur the photo, which, full disclosure, is what I did.

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  • Christmas ornaments 2026

    It got chilly enough to trigger my Christmas ornament urge.

    This year was the year we were cited by the county (the SHAME) for feeding the furry wildlife. (Gary is defiant, but I am ashamed. My lord, what my Dad would say about me.)

    We also bought two telescopes, one of which Gary dropped the first day outside, so it doesn’t work now. (Unless you want to look at a prism.)

    So here’s a bi-purpose ornament.

    Gary switched from feeding dozens of mammals to hundreds of birds. I could have had any number of glass hummingbird ornaments, but that seems destined to break.

    Some person in Turkey carves blocky wood hummingbirds, though.

    Both have a hint of sadness, though. But what else happened to our little family this year?

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  • Thursday Paint Progress: 11/05/2026

    This is what it was last week:

    This is what it is now:

    This is what it is supposed to be:

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    So not done.

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  • Oh, it was a very very good election day, but now it’s tomorrow

    My god, how many years have we been promised this blue wave, the bluenami that would sweep away the chaff.

    I thought it was a myth, like a brokered convention.

    And now … what happens? I’m sure the governors’ races are a net win. It’s just frightening to think that all the Congressional power is on one side, isn’t it? Even if it’s ‘my’ side. I trust some of them, but power corrupts, and surely some individuals are out for revenge.

    Are we just going to end up with the same uncooperative nonsense?

    Well, the glow lasted almost a day, anyway.

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