Seriously? I diet myself back down to normal sizes AND THIS HAPPENS? Jones New York shuts down? There is no way I'll ever find my trusty single button black blazer again. Women with tiny thighs running around in jackets that hit at the navel will be set, but we voluminous ladies will be out of luck.
LIFE IS NOT FAIR.
I was motivated by this news to go out to T.J. Maxx to buy the few scraps of Jones New York they had left, which ended up being one item that was not my size. I went then to Dillards instead and ended up with a new navy polyester "suit." Separates. The jacket is a size 14 that hits at the hip, exposing my size 18 pants. I am slowly melting back to my rapper Iggy/Minaj disporportionate body.
So the suit look less like this:
...and more like this: