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Zayrina

OK TMI TIME DO NO READ THE FOLLOWING AND THEN COMPLAIN THAT IT IS TMI:


Santa and I are totally bags of gas. We also have an active and varied sex life. Sometimes the 2 do not go together. Some time ago whilst in the throes of passion Santa passed a great big and completely unintentional fart. I said, "What happened honey, did I blow too hard?" There was some intermittent giggling but we did manage to finish the act.

TheQueen

Zayrina - Snort! Good pun. Thinking on your "feet" there.

Tami

I thought that happened to everybody. I mean, not every time, but you know, we're just human. Sometimes. More than twice that I can specifically remember. It never killed the mood that I can recall.

Hattie

Hmmm.

TheQueen

Tami - Gary is a delicate flower, a shy frightened deer.
Hattie - Are you saying Hmmm - to cover up a poot? You know, I should have thought of that. I could have moaned really loudly. Damn. I'll remember that enxt time. Thanks, Hattie.

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