My department is doing a mighty desk shuffle, and I'm one of the few people not moving. All that's happening to me is I'm losing a bookcase and a cabinet, and someone else is moving in to share my cube.
Logic says: I do not need to pack. I just have to stay put.
Movers say: I have to pack up all my personal items since movers will be in my cube, and they don't want to break anything.
Logic says: If I pack up my personal items, the movers will move them someplace safe.
Movers say: The movers only move items from cube A to cube B. If an item is moving from cube A to cube A, they will not "move" it.
Logic says: I do not need to label my furniture, because I'm keeping all but two pieces.
Movers say: I need to label my furniture.
Logic says: I need to label the two pieces of furniture that are moving out.
Movers say: No, I need to label everything BUT the two pieces that are moving out.
Login says: Libby's cube is 876333. Joy's cube is 876332. Scott's cube is 876331. Logic says my cube is 876330.
Movers say: Your cube is 231773. It has something to do with where your cube lands on an imaginary grid.
They admitted that one made no sense.