Hellllloooo. Patron. The best cough supppressant EVER.
hellllooo.
I checked my temperature. 99.5. Still a cold. A cold with pee-puking. I have found if I drink Patron and lie flat with my neck at a particular angle I do not cough. As long as I barely breathe.
On the other hand, the tee-vee has been advertising this shit.
It's drugs for kids with NO alcohol. No dyes or flavors, but also, strangely, no alcohol.
Now, the whiskey with honey and lemon I had for the croup when I was five was an excellent remedy. The Nyquil when I was pre-pubescent, back when it still had alcohol in it, that was effective.
I say dose those kids with bourbon.
Sorry you're sick. No fun.
I accidentally gave my kid Gripe Water when she was a baby. Back in 1990. Only it was Gripe Water from England. Slightly less non-alcoholic than these. She slept well that night.
Posted by: Candy | February 06, 2013 at 11:03 AM
whisky, lemon, sugar. That's the ticket!
Posted by: Hattie | February 06, 2013 at 11:30 PM
Candy - Is it "Gripe" like "I have a gripe wioth you" or grippe, like "I suffer from La Grippe?" (Moments later - I looked it up. Gripe! Like "my stomach has a gripe with food.")
Hattie - And I have all those things. But I also have Cointreau, and that is better.
Posted by: TheQueen | February 07, 2013 at 11:30 PM
So Patron beats Maker's Mark? Hmm...
Posted by: Marcia | February 08, 2013 at 08:05 PM
Marcia - was that what I had? I seem to recall it was Courvoisier. Of course, could I get that at Trainwreck?
Posted by: TheQueen | February 09, 2013 at 03:07 AM