Hellllloooo. Patron. The best cough supppressant EVER.
I checked my temperature. 99.5. Still a cold. A cold with pee-puking. I have found if I drink Patron and lie flat with my neck at a particular angle I do not cough. As long as I barely breathe.
On the other hand, the tee-vee has been advertising this shit.
It's drugs for kids with NO alcohol. No dyes or flavors, but also, strangely, no alcohol.
Now, the whiskey with honey and lemon I had for the croup when I was five was an excellent remedy. The Nyquil when I was pre-pubescent, back when it still had alcohol in it, that was effective.
I say dose those kids with bourbon.