Well, the first resolution for 2013 is to organize the basement. Here's the before photo. If you click you might find the Stooges.
The second resolution requires some background. A few years after my Dad died of lung cancer (still smoking on his deathbed) my Aunt began to die of type 2 diabetes. I visited her in the hospital and complained that it seemed people I love would rather die than change their habits.
She said, "Well, you know,it's easy to change when you're 25, but when you're over fifty it's almost impossible to change." Of course, she died a few months later (begging candy bars off her brother till the end).
So, now that I'm fifty, I resolve to change.
First I'll stop smoking. Done! Damn, that was easy. I never started smoking! And ... dessert only twice a week? That sounds reasonable.