Remember when Gary had that colonoscopy? He had two polyps, both of the angelic variety? They cut them out, did biopsies, and they were pre-cancerous. BUM bum BUUUUUUUUM.
My take on it was, "Awesome, you've had pre-emptive cancer surgery."
His take was more complicated. Somehow he held these opposing viewpoints in his mind simultaneously:
"Gah! Now I have to have colonoscopies every five years!"
"What if the pre-cancer comes back in three years instead of five?"
So, I suppose we could schedule him for a colonoscopy ... in what, four years, if five is too soon and three is too short?
Actually, I'm very pleased with him.