After I spent four hours sorting and cleaning and consorting with mouse crap, I arose from the basement to find Gary watching Slither.
He roared over the sounds of non-stop screaming, "Sit down and watch this movie with me! It's a great movie!" It was then I decided to donate his weight set to Goodwill.
Right now as I type this the movie finished and he is yelling about how great it was.
Oh, now he's in my room. Live blogging.
"They were nuts only giving it three stars! It wasn't stupid at all! It was ... elegant! It was an elegant movie. You HAVE to watch it with me. It bears watching two or three times."
I'm watching that movie as soon as he helps me clean up the basement.