I brought Gary to the Home Depot where I showed him the shelves I have lusted after for over a year. He also fell in lust and a three-way with the shelves is planned for this weekend. Or, a seven-way, because we got five sets of shelves.
Boring, you say? No. Imagine them on wheels, baby, because that's the plan, giant shelves on five-inch wheels so if the basement walls spring a leak we can just run everything to the other side of the basement.
So, 2013 is the year of the Basement Purge, the Basement Gutting, and the Basement Roll-o-rama Redecoration.
Shelves on wheels, bitches.
Of course, part of the Christmas gift is also helping me with the gutting and purging. But with five shelves, we can just shelve everything.
(Gary made so many references to putting dead bodies on the shelves that the Home Depot delivery scheduler threatened to make a note of it in the memo field.)