Dilemma: Why Can't I Stop Seeing the Other Point of View?
I am about as liberal as one can get, but I can't keep myself from reading liberal tweets and thinking, "How would that sound coming from the other side?" Spoiler! It never sounds good. I am about as liberal as one can get, and I have to turn off the television when Debbie Wasserman Schultz comes on the air. Right now I am watching a HELPUNICEF.ORG commercial because I can't listen to her. Perhaps she's false flag propaganda. She's really a Tea Party plant to make Democrats look bad.
Dilemma: What to Watch Monday?
I'm betting the Cardinals don't clinch the Playoffs until the last swing on the last pitch in the bottom of the ninth in Game 7, and of course that means I have to pick between the debate and the Game. Why not just have a BNL concert in town on the same night, Universe?
Dilemma: What to Eat at the Broadway Oyster Bar During Vacation?
"There are risks associated with consuming raw oysters. If you have chronic illness of the liver, stomach or blood, or have immune disorders, you are at greater risk and should eat oysters fully cooked."
- Menu, Broadway Oyster Bar
How about if you have irritable bowels? What if you are old? I haven't had raw oysters since I was 21, when I was told they tasted like semen, and since I hadn't tasted semen myself I didn't know if that was true.
Now I am old, and I suspect I can't eat them. My yearly tests came back from the doctor, and while my white blood cells are normal, that's just because my neutrophils are 13 points high; doing the job for the lymphocytes (16 points low).
Oh! They have fried catfish. Problem solved.
Anyone over a certain age has a chronic condition affecting all the organs. It's called age-related degeneration. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,because at some point the damn things are going to give you bronchitis.
Posted by: ~~Silk | October 20, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Watch the game. The debate will be the same if you watch it later, but the game won't be nearly as exciting if you've already heard the outcome.
Posted by: Caroline | October 20, 2012 at 01:41 PM
Broadway Oyster Bar makes one of the best shrimp po-boys in town. Almost real French bread.
Posted by: Hot Mom | October 21, 2012 at 09:05 AM
I've heard that fried ersters is like buttah.
Posted by: Becs | October 21, 2012 at 04:11 PM
~~Silk - Damn rosebuds. They just die anyway.
Caroline - Mmmm - but I can't follow the tweets for both. I am leaning toward the debatem just for the tweets.
Hot Mom - why would anyone eat a food called Po' Anything?
Becs - Sadly, deep fried anything is off the acid relux menu. Oysters baked in cream sound good, though.
Posted by: TheQueen | October 21, 2012 at 11:31 PM