A year and a half ago, Carrie from the BNL cruise posted a photo on Facebook of the two of us. It was an excellent photo of Carrie. It was the worst photo of me I had ever seen.
She re-posted it yesterday. For no reason other than she wanted to point out she was wearing Mardi-Gras beads.
So this is the new meme: post the worst photo of you.
Here I am. I blacked Carrie out in Paint so you wouldn't be distracted by her beauty.
Eyes: uneven. If both eyes were piggy little slits like the one on the right, that would be symmetrical, at least. Nope. I just blocked out the piggy eye with my finger and the right eye looks crazy.
Nose: Piggy nose. Clean, at least.
Lips: I never knew I had one of those figure eight smiles. Open on the sides, clamped in the middle.
Chin #1: Too long and pointy.
Chin #2: Wow! That's a cat in a hammock. See how it has a gravity of its own on the right slope? That chin needs a brassiere.
Quick, look at this photo. That's what I look like. That's what I look like to really tall people, anyway.
So, that's the meme. Post your worst photo ever.