That's an awful photo of Chad. Very dated TV Guide, though. Complete GOP Convention coverage! Blacks in Broadcasting!
Here's my Chad:
80's: I forget about Chad. I marry. I move on.
90's: Chad goes grey and his appearance improves dramatically.
2010's: The mother on The Kardashians is named Kris Jenner, who I confuse with Chris Evert (Why else would she be famous?) I think: that's so odd. Why wouldn't she change her name so she isn't confused with Chris Everett, who was on that Medical Center show I liked so much?
Chad, we had grown so far apart.