Well, when last seen, Spunky Labia International Toe Porn Superstar had a gloriously matchy-matchy teal blue gel job to match the Pakistani ensemble.
So fabulous that at least two Friends are now sporting the blue toenails.
And of course, once a trend is set, a trend-setter must go against the trend.
Spunky's new look: Toenail-colored toenail polish. I paid way too much money to have my toenails semi-permanently gelled that color of flesh pink.
The lesser toes look kind of dazed, don't they. Blinking in the sun after seven weeks of the exotic teal party. Little toe is the distracted drummer on the CD cover not looking at the camera. Only he's pink.