The list of google searches! Now, with answers, in case anyone else comes by and wants to know.
1. "can you get pregnant from a spunky tennis ball hitting you in the minge"
Step one: have a man ejaculate on a tennis ball. Be sure the ejaculate is fresh, and then have him - Step two -serve the ball across the court toward your 'minge.' In Step Three, try to squat in such a way that the tennis ball will hit your pudenda directly, or alternatively, you could have sex.
2. "Where are dogs belly buttons"
I had to look this up. This dog has an outtie, dead center:
< Right there.
Innies look like faint scars.
3."memorial tattoos for grandparents"
What an awful idea, I thought. Are there really that many grandparents who would get tattoos? Even for their dead grandchildren? Then I thought, well, when I think of grandparents I think of people in their eighties, when your skin is fragile, but quite often you'll see a grandparent in his or her forties, I guess those are the people getting memorial tattoos of their dead grandchildren. That wouldn't be too gross. Let's image search that ...