It is the twenty-first century, and we have a candidate who is against contraception. He thinks it's wrong. He voted for it, even though it's wrong.
"I have voted in the past for funding for [birth control] for poor women," he added. "As I said before, I believe that the better alternative is for abstinence education – for federal funds to be used for that, not for birth control, but I voted for it."
The better alternative is abstinence. That's what he believes. [Insert big jowly flabbergasted head shake here. Sound effect: Glugugurgub.]
What's my opinion? The better alternative is masturbation. Lots and lots of it. (Oh, and oral sex. That's a good alternative too.)
We know his personal view: if you are actively having sex and not trying for babies then you have sinned. I will give anything if a debate moderator asks Smooshface how he stands on masturbation. Because that's what you want: teenagers condemned for masturbating, adults condemned for having sex and not "dealing with the consequences," gays condemned for who they are, just general all-around condemnation.
And Big Dot, regrading your comment: of course, I made all those photos last night. The last two are from one of his rare straight-on head shots, and he would make a fairly normal looking man if he had not been smooshed.