(If you don't know, Gary has a recurring dream in which he lives in a big house. I keep track in the category "Life in the Big House." Sometimes, they're obvious, sometimes not. Last night's was obvious.)
Gary said when he woke up, "Oh, I had a Big House dream last night!"
"Oh, good. It's been a long time since you've had the Big House dream."
"This time, we owned this big house and you sold it out from under me because there was this little bungalow you wanted. You didn't ask, you just sold it."
I thought, "Yeah probably because I had to clean the big house." I said, "Well, I like bungalows."
He went on, "You were all excited because this new house was a French Bungalow and there was a hammock in one of the rooms."
I KNOW. Why didn't he just say I sold the Big House to the Travelocity Gnome?