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TravelSkite

Crumbs!!! And here's me thinking I was being kind to my cats by scratching the tops of their heads.

I am a TERRIBLE pet-owner.

Shania

Firstly, crumbs is my new favorite swear word (see Big Dot's comment). Secondly, it's not everyone I'd tell this most embarrassing story to. I actually took my mastiff to the vet because he'd get knots on the sides of his penis. I'm in the vet's office, dog all sprawled out, legs in the air, getting his belly rubbed. All of a sudden the knots appear! Look, there they are! I tell the vet.

Um yeah. She says "that's his erection. keep rubbing". No wonder that damned dog liked me so much.

magpie

I can sleep in peace tonight.

Hattie

I miss my little poodle dog, now five years gone. That slut.

Becs

Ewww. I keep saying that. Ewww.

gaoo

But it's ok to scratch the base of the dog's penis??? Whoa. You better just stop explaining; it's not helping. (Whistling, staring off into the middle distance.)

TravelSkite

By the way, Google has you 8th in 'interspecies lesbianism' (Google prefers to dispense with the hyphen), right after 'Jabba the Hut was lesbian'.

And now you've made me defile my web history. One day this will come back to bite me.

SurprisingWoman

Okay, now I am going to take a shower to wash the squick off and see if I can regain any sense of cleanliness.

Your "family" is farking strange.

3

Next on Animal Planet: Wilma S______, Dog Masterbater.

Caroline

Mac is never allowed to sit on my head again.

TheQueen

Big Dot - Check with Becs, but I think that a cat's G-spot is the base of the tail.
Shania - There! Everyone else is grasping at their pearls and you, you step UP woman!
Magpie - See, now you're okay and everyone else is further squicked out.
Hattie - Uh oh - did she get herself in trouble with a rottweiler too? Or was she just always rolling over?
Becs - Now that Ive spent the evening viewing photos of pet genitals, I do admire the cat for its discretion and ambiguity.
Gaoo - Okay, you asked, I explained. See recent post. It is important I scratch with my nails, I dont rub with my fingertips.
Big Dot - Ha HA! I'm number TWO! I'm number TWO! (No hyphen, no quotes.)
Surprising Woman - Says the woman who gathers eggs still warm from the chicken vaginas...
3 - Ohmygod spell check!
Caroline - I just told him and he just kept licking his toes.

Mrs. Hall

YEAH- CALL IT BY ANY OTHER NAME, SHE'S STILL MASTURBATING THE DOG.

AND JESUS, RUBBING THE BASE OF THE PENIS CAUSE HE CAN'T REACH IT.

GAAAH!!!

TheQueen

Mrs hall - I have been scratching my dog's underbelly all day. I have changed my views. It is completely acceptable.

3

Isn't there a spell-check widget you can install??

TheQueen

3 - Ni, dunt tnihk sew. Wasn't there a high school degree you were supposed to get?

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