TV Bullet 1: Hoarders Season Premiere. It's on the tiVO and I would have seen it tonight, only Gary took an hour out of my life pinning me down on the guest bed. While he was asleep. And snoring. And with my controller out of arm's reach.
TV Bullet 2: I have decoded the penultimate episode of Monk. I know, so has everyone else, but I just want you to know I'm as smart as all the rest of you.
Literature Bullet 1: Gary says he has nothing to read, so I suggested Mom's Mapp and Lucia books. He shunned them, so I sorted them for my own uses and come to find out, Mom is missing the first two. Amazon willing, they should be on my porch tomorrow.
Science Bullet 1: The socks that cost LXV dollars (I can't stand to type it out) came today. The package also included a complimentary tape measure (to size the other cashmere / woolen items we might order) and a small wooden ball. (No idea. Moth repellent?)
Gary Bullet 1: I told Gary that Mac was out fence-racing with the guest dog next door, who is a beagle. "Oh," Gary said seriously, "Does it look like Snoopy?" I did a little analysis and beagles bear no resemblance to Snoopy.
Literature Bullet 2: The Complete Text of It Was a Dark and Stormy Night, by Snoopy.