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Big Dot

Pubic Service Announcement - very good, I like that.

You know, that whole vagina/cervix/menstruation/short urethra thing just screams bad design, don't you think? I'd like to hear W's views on that.

Caroline

What exactly did you expect an expired monkey to smell like?

SurprisingWoman

You are so hilarious. I don't know if I could be as cest la vie if my cooter was shedding and welling. Ugh.

I read this:

I should be glad I've found it's cyclical, because that is proof my body does still recognize something is supposed to happen every 28 days. And I'm assured it'll be gone sometime next Wednesday at worst.It's monthly proof I am not pregnant. In my labia. With a Blabia.*

and my eyes/brain translated cyclical to cylindrical and my thoughts on your usage of the soda can were completely and wrong.

LOL, I am a sick puppy!

TheQueen

Big Dot - Well, he would say this is my punishment for the apple.
Caroline - like tootsie rolls, as it did before.
Surprising Woman - Wow! Gary let me know that as he has surfed the net there are many clips of women putting cans up there. In the manner you suggest.

Tami

I'm so glad you said Western saddle, and not side saddle. So. Glad.

gaoo

My first thought: Now THAT'S a vagina!

TheQueen

Tami - Well, yeah, my thighs are swollen. More than usual.
Gaoo - Well, it's a man-sized vagina. I'm trying not to be size-ist.

Lila

Douching is bad for you. It throws off the magical balance in there and makes it a more hospitable place for microscopic creepy-crawlies to infect. Tell him you'll douche, but only if he gives himself a genital infection, too. Only YOU get to pick which one.

TheQueen

Lila - I have heard that too. Gary now completely denies the douching comment. I already documented it on the BNL board, though.

Jennifer West

It's really hard having a menstrual period. Aside from the muscle cramps and the feeling of being uncomfortable, you need to undergo extra steps when it comes to feminine hygiene. And we must be careful with the products that we would be using in washing our private parts. Good thing though, that nothing worst happened to you after you have used an expired feminine wash, aside from feeling uncomfortable and stinky.

TheQueen

Jennifer West - I can't help but notice your name links to something ending in "labiaplasty." So... expired feminine wash might make me feel uncomfortable and stinky - but a labiaplasty wouldn't?

Jennifer West

Well a feminine wash and labiaplasty are 2 different areas, but I think you know that. Although they may deal with the same area of a woman's body, each serves its own purpose. Now for your question. "So... expired feminine wash might make me feel uncomfortable and stinky - but a labiaplasty wouldn't?" Ever heard of an expired labiaplasty?

I hope I haven't offended you in any way with the link. We all have our own belief. I am genuinely happy that you are ok. and again, I hope you didn't take any offense from my previous comment. Thank you for your time in entertaining my banter. Good day.

Tami

Good lord, that sounds like it was a real person. Although, not at all like a real woman. "Aside from the muscle cramps and the feeling of being uncomfortable, you need to undergo extra steps when it comes to feminine hygiene."?

Really? I mean...
Really?

TheQueen

Jennifer West - Me, offended? No.
Tami - I'm only going to wash my innards if I have uterine prolapse.

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