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Big Dot

That is, of course, some smart dog, getting his master to sleep on the floor while he lords it on the bed. The marital bed... hey, I thought you slept down the hall? Has Gary stopped snoring?

I myself sleep down the hall these days since long years of snoring culminated in a nightmare that had himself punching me on the nose in the middle of the night. That's the story, anyway. I love sleeping on my own, but I struggle to rationalise it. It's a guilty bedroom secret that no-one here knows about.

TheQueen

Big Dot - I was invited back into the marital bed when the dog started insisting the whole litter be all together. I think he got too old and lazy to scamper between the beds. And I wish I had a secret I could share with you.

Big Dot

Puh-leez! You've told me (us) ALL your secrets! We owe you!

Sherri

So many times I've suggested the not sleeping together due to snoring/kicking/spasming on the part of The Husband that prevents me from sleeping. We won't even go into bedhogging.

This suggestion is met with the most terrible pouting you've ever seen on a grown man. Apparently separate beds are a sign of marital failure, plus I am warm in the morning (when I finally get to sleep) and cuddly.

However, the next bed WILL be a king sized. Room for him, for me, and for all the cats.

#0.75

Go cats!

Big Dot

(More than one cat in/on the bed, Sherri? Go for super-king! It's incredible how much space even one cat takes up. It's as though when the light goes out they morph into Great Danes.)

Vince Gotera

Queenie: Mac should be renamed "King" cuz he's obviously in charge! Of both of you! You should surprise King Mac sometime and slide under the bed yourself. Plus (added benefit) this will really confuse Gary. --Vince

TheQueen

Big Dot - Yeah!
Sherri - He has been apologizing for banning me from the bed since I posted this.
.75 - Go allergies!
Big Dot - (Hey, .75. How ya doing?)
Vince Gotera - Good God, the panic that would create. Mac, Gary, the firemen and police Gary would call...

gaoo

Thankfully our dog now considers himself too aged to jump up on the bed, but I did find myself laughing out loud in an empty room at the concept of cats morphing into Great Danes because exactly! I don't see how one svelte little cat can take up so much room that I have to sleep curled up in a ball or else spreadeagled like I'm pinned in the desert drizzled with honey and covered with fireants. Yet that is what happens night after night. Until he decides to get up and shred the couch which leads to a whole nother set of Night Moves. And not in a good way.

#0.75

> Was that message for me or Big Dot or from Big Dot to me or vice versa?

Big Dot

(Not that I don't hope you're well, 0.75, but it wasn't me asking. Signed: Big Dot)

TheQueen

gaoo - I never had a cat sleep with me, but I will take Big Dot's word for it.
.75 - See! It's confusing! I though it had been established that a parentheses indicates a conversation addressed to another commenter. Now you have used the > to address me directly.
Big Dot - Would anyone like a drink freshened? 3 told me tonight that I am a hostess at the comment party and I should allow my guests to mingle. This sounds like a good plan, especially since I can be a good hostess and still not get off my ass.

Big Dot

Thank you, Queen, don't mind if I do. Nice dip, by the way - who brought it? (Can I reach you down a fresh glass, 0.75?)

#0.75

Queen - HUH?

Big Dot - Fresh glass? Reach me down? I think I want to say yes but I'm not sure what I'm agreeing to exactly.

TheQueen

.75 - It's a comment party. It's like a salon. People come to my blog and talk to each other. I embrace it! Big Dot talks to Sherri, Gaoo talks to Big Dot, and I get people wine. As long as you all use parentheses I won't get confused.

Big Dot

(0.75, I thought it might have slipped the Queen's mind again to put the glasses within your reach, you being somewhat vertically challenged, I believe.)

Good of you to have us all around so regularly, Queen - much appreciated.

TheQueen

Big Dot - No, it's my pleasure. The comments are my favorite part now. But I'm turning out the lights because it's midnight. Go talk out on the front porch.

#0.75

Queen - I copy what you do and use "Person -".

Big Dot - OOOOOOOH! Yes, I will call on you whenever I can't reach or understand anything.

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