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Big Dot

The only thing that would be better about this story would be if it had taken place around the table. That would knock all those touching Thanksgiving thanksgiving accounts into a cocked hat (if you'll pardon that expression).

floating princess

You made me laugh so hard! My husband does the same thing when I say twat. He can't stand it! He hates it when I burp too, so I do both as much as possible ;)

magpie

Oh the joys of Thanksgiving. I think if the word TWAT had come up at my mother-in-laws, she would have passed out then and there.

magpie

Oh the joys of Thanksgiving. I think if the word TWAT had come up at my mother-in-laws, she would have passed out then and there.

Scott

Yeeesh. I would've ran screaming from the room. But I suppose it's good no one said "va-jay-jay" which always makes me cringe first then look around for a weapon to use against the perpetrator.

#0.75

I wouldn't last 5 seconds there.

Sherri

I would have had to find a computer to look up the Wikisaurus Page

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurus:vagina

because I'm like that. There are far more euphemisms/synonyms for penis, by the way. The list is quite long. I guess it's because people talk about it more.

I think I will start calling it my 'front bottom'.

Overflowing Brain

If my husband's mother or sister ever said the word twat at a family dinner I would keel over right then and there. In fact, I might as a result of typing that sentence.

I'll get back to you.

Julie

I think anyone with a vagina should be able to call it whatever she wants: pussy, twat, love box, hoohah, va-jay-jay, snatch, or even the C word that I can't say or even type.
Julie

Big Dot

You know Jeremy Clarkson, maybe? Top Gear? BBC motoring programme? (Lots of fun even for non-petrol heads, mainly because of the humour of the presenters.) Well in a column in the Sunday Times he said once that his wife makes a point of working the C-word into conversations with people she's just met so she can see how they react. It's a short-cut test to see if they're her kind of people. Can you IMAGINE?

TheQueen

Big Dot - Actually, Wilma was still eating dessert, so technically, she was at the table.
Floating Princess (Hi there, Floating Princess) - My husband's least favorite word is "fart." We are not allowed to use it at all.
Magpie - At one point in the Twat conversation, someone shouted out "Diarhhea! Isn't that what we usually talk about at Thanksgiving?" Because really, the table talk is all about gallbladders and symptoms and side effects.
Scott - I think "va-jay-jay" was made for women like my Mother-in-law who thinks "Vagina" sounds dirtier than "twat."
.75 - Well, no, you wouldn't. Then again Ken likes football, you'd talk about football the whole time.
Sherri - I dont agree with their definition: "Sense: external female sexual organs" (unless something has gone horribly horribly wrong).
Overflowing Brain - Stay with us! Hang in there!
Julie - I know. A friend used the C word once (IN WRITING) and I was shocked.
Big Dot - Oh, yes I can. He's the older host though, is that right? I hear that the your folks today view c&^t the way we see bitch - It was bad in the old days, now it's a mild term of enderment.

Big Dot

Oooh, no, still THE WORST word by far, both in the UK and here. We even got our national knickers in a twist a few years ago with a TV ad that used the word 'Bugger'.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/32732/toyota_bugger/

Whereas the Aussies, of course, famously used 'bloody' in their invitation to the rest of the world.

TheQueen

Big Dot - I recall the use of "Fuck" in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" - and then the "Bugger!" explosion in the church. It really is that bad? Is it "crap" bad or "shit" bad? Not bad at all here in the US. Kids are little buggers.

sue

rofl!!!

Mrs. Hall

NICE!!

and no, no taking back the word used on 99% of porn sites.

TheQueen

Mrs. Hall - I need an app called "Twatter" so I can post instant messages about the state of my labia minora.

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