Saturday is the big Dual Mother's Day / Birthday Party for my mother-in-law. It should last six hours.
Let's place some bets.
How many times will my mother-in-law mention my mother and how sad it is that I don't have my mother on this Mother's Day and how terribly I must be missing my mother since it is Mother's Day and even though I don't have a mother my mother will live on always in my heart.
How many times?
I'm serious. I'm going to keep track. If your guess is closest I might even bake you something and mail it.
Place your bets in the comments. Betting will end Monday night.
Please, no doping.