From Sans God, who defines Google-oetry as "a poem, written with only the keywords people have used to find [your] site" and the adds wryly, "I thought I'd get mine in early, before this becomes a meme."
I say it's a meme riiiiighhtt ...about... now!
And so, I give to you, unedited:
Unauthorized Celebrity Nudification
Name of the warble in a singing voice?
po po lo po po po po po lo po po
Pudenda photos /
Spread their toes
Dolphins cheerleaders oops crotch shot
Mother daughter naked shower
How often should I move my towels?
Bondage Iron Lung
"How to excite my husband"
(Crowd ecstatically snaps finger in air. I take the barest bow and step back from the microphone.)