I was awakened suddenly this morning by a huge "GRROOONK" sound.
"Damn - what was that?" I thought, lying on my side, my eyes shut.
Then I exhaled. It occurred to me what the noise might have been.
Then I opened my eyes and saw the look of horror on Gary's face.
"What the hell was THAT?" he exclaimed.
"I might have snored so loudly I woke myself up."
"Girl, you woke us both up."