When we view the videos of what Gary calls the "Backyard Wildlife Buffet and Petting Zoo," one thing we watch for is animal sex. Of course, animals giving birth would be the ultimate, but impossible, so we've been keeping an eye out for the next best thing, wildlife getting it on.
In the beginning of the video below, Gary claims he saw some skunk-on-skunk action. We rewound and replayed it over and over, like you do with porn, and while I have to admit the male is impressively male, I don't know if there was any action. Any action took place in the second of dark at the start of the video.
I finally conceded there might have been sex, just so we could watch the rest of the video.
Then the lights came on, and we saw all the raccoon babies staring, horrified, at the skunks. "In front of the BABIES!" Gary said, judgementally.
"Oh, they don't know," I said. AND THEN I WATCHED THE BABIES.